kelly slater wins his 11th world title and nobody cares

3 November 2011 12:52:00 AEDT
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Kelly Slater wins world title number 11 and again renders the rest of the world tour events for 2011 as dead rubbers. The double irony here is that the last nail in the coffin of the ASP was delivered by the guy that has won it 11 times during the 'search' event held in the USA. Pretty sure the only thing Rip Curl were searching for were more customers on the west coast of the USA. Our correspondents are trying to confirm if Kelly now wants to make surfing just that much harder by taking up smoking during next years splinter tour. By reducing his lung capacity he may even up the field a little.

Hopefully this means that every half baked surf site wont be reporting blow by blow commentary on what happens in Hawaii this year because it just doesent matter anymore...nobody cares.

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B927dcf46df867c68c2a09e57cdde226 Xentrix
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over 10 years ago
Care 1/2
There are benefits and negatives to everything...I Personally enjoy watching good shredding in good waves. I was hoping for Taj to Kerr to step it up. The problem is that they dont have gills.

B75be3f9c8717e59b2f758386f718fc5 Slaine
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over 10 years ago
Indeed
Yes young man...I do have a tale to tell sometime.

1744c1d3579c3047c46a12d6ef43f1b3 longinus
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over 10 years ago
Slaine?
Holly shit? When did you get back from that Private Idaho experience in South America? Thought you must have been eaten by an undiscovered tribe or something.

B75be3f9c8717e59b2f758386f718fc5 Slaine
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over 10 years ago
Well
The ASP is batshit boring though these days, it has to be said

A329549aed6ffaa683c604058948eba6 Cthulhu
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over 10 years ago
No one Cares?
I'm not sure its fair to say that NO ONE cares? Thoughts?

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