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Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x8214345

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The nightlife of Kuta beckons you but again, you don't want to be trashed for tomorrow surf. you think of the fun you will have 'partying' with teenagers from the goldcoast that wear hats and sunglasses at night and guys called Flavio from Brazil.

Do you:

GO OUT IN KUTAorSTAY IN THE HOTEL

..Do not try...do..
Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x820234

You decide to stay in and maybe check out the room service

Do youOrder Room serviceorWatch TV

..Do not try...do..
Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x819234

when in Bali you think...

You head out to skip the light fantastic and hopefully end up in an arguement with some piece of shit from the UK in TEVA sandals about cricket

CONTINUE

..Do not try...do..
Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x321

Room delivery is prompt and courteous. You have been following Parkos diet regime for some time now and dont want to break it for anything..except maybe to follow it with Mick Fannings routine of a lazy six pack per night.

CONTINUE

..Do not try...do..
Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x320234

It soon becomes apparent after your meal has been laid down that there is something more on offer here.

Lust takes hold of you but as the young lady pulls down her surf stitch g-banger pro model you are stunned to see a package equivalent to your own plop out into the breeze!

Do you:MEH, KEEP GOINGorBID YOUR VISITOR GOOD NIGHT

..Do not try...do..
Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x31834

Though tempted, the sight of three day growth breaking through cheap Indonesian makeup just doesent do it for you. You bid your guest farewell

Fag for thinking about it

CONTINUE

..Do not try...do..
Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x317234

PRESS PLAY TO CONTINUE Something overcomes you. No one will ever know

No one will ever find out

No one else is here tonight

You give into your curiosity and desires

CONTINUE

..Do not try...do..
Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x312345

Suddenly your night is ruined when all hell breaks loose! Some assclown from California calls you 'dog' and talks about 'beef' and other things that they say on Entourage. Do you:

GRAB A BOTTLE AND SHOW HIM WHATS WHATorGRAB A GUN FROM ONE OF THE KIDS ON THE STREETorWALK AWAY, ATTICUS FINCH STYLE

..Do not try...do..
Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x31323

PRESS PLAY TO CONTINUE You're here to surf, not fight.

You walk off into the filthy street, have a quick vomit and head home.

CONTINUE

..Do not try...do..
Choose Your Own Surf Adventure :: Bali, Island of the Gods » x31145

You grab a beer bottle from one of the clubs patrons, smash open the end and launch into your attacker!

CONTINUE

..Do not try...do..