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Air Mattress » surfing atlas xxl air mattress global challenge

What happens if you get a hole in it in big surf a kilometre from shoresurprise

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Shortboarders » rookie buying board

Hey Mark, read on Realsurf that you are going to do a new touring board. Awesome, what will you do differently this time you think? It seemed like a great marketting job last time Cheers!

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Longboarders » hatchet fins

Bought an FCS Hatchet and hated it, back to 9 inch Dolphins for meunhappy

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General Surf Discussions » board evolution

I tried the woven bamboo sheet a few years back.....good stuff for impact strength on the deck ! - one problem =although it was just over 1mm in thickness,it took an excessive amount of resin to get above the weave. Your sugestion of using thin bamboo rods has got my cogs turnin ! I'm gonna make one soon . I'll post a pic when it's finished,thx!!

How did this one work out tigers?

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Surfers Etiquette » custom of the sea surf trips cannibalism and you

Remind me never to book a surf trip with yousurprise

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New Products and Services » hi admin new surfing divisions needed vanuatu

nice story on Getaway on Vanuatu, much surf there? Looks like it could be fickle

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Welcome New Members » south pacific safari

Plane wherever possible is definetly the best option, far quicker as well than boat. all depends on how much time you have. Samoa is pretty reliable and two coasts as well to maximise rideable swells (north and south)

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Shaper and Designers Corner » any different shapes

Jaff, that sounds like quite a shape! Do you have anything in your arsenal at the moment like that?

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Other Surf Craft » pope bisects and trisects

Hey Crew,

Received a response from bisects Australia, nice guys. Basically the 9 footer in the image below will cost you $2054 AUSD plus internal shipping. The carbon fibre 'stealth' models wont arrive here until mid year apparently, I think I'm going to wait for that. But dig the dimensions on the 11'6" trisect all packed up - thats pretty small. Wonder if anyone would tthink you were about to set up a sniping rifle if you rocked up on the beach and started unzipping that bad boy hmmm

The 9 footer is 9'0'' length, 18" nose, 22" width, 13.75" tail, 2.88" thick, 6.4kg in weight. Does that sound like an all round performer 2-8 feet type of board?

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General Surf Discussions » 2010 iraq exit

What a suprise that it was announced the US has actually been in recession since December LAST year. This war has bankrupted the US. It hasnt helped that the government has been in caretaker mode for the past 6 months either while they chose a new leader.

So I see that there will be a major focus on recruiting local Iraqi security forces, policemen etc and training them - basically the role our troops were doing. I cant see the Iraqi's dealing well with US training methodologies though and by 2010 when the last portable Pizza Hut is removed from the desert and the final copy of ICE T's Cop Killer is ejected from the last APC, the puppet Iraqi democracy will take over border security and homeland security. Whatever outdated military hardware the US cant be arsed taking back home will be handed to the Iraqi's and new stickers slapped over the US markings.

I give this force 6-8 weeks before it folds hopelessly under multiple extremist faction uprisings. Security forces will fall back to the Baghdad area with the countries only port. The rest of the country will fragment and roughly align under two camps, one Sunni and one Shi'a. Iraqi oil production falls to zero.

The Saudis are unable to meet the shortfall in demand and finally come clean announcing that they only have 30 years of easily reached fuel remaining and less than 10 years of jet fuel remaining. Governments around the world buy all of these reserves to fuel military jets. 90% of world airlines go bankrupt.

Obama has been in power for 2 years now and finally the Kyoto replacement has been ratified with major US input to ensure they can achieve specified targets.

China takes advantage of a war weary and economically recovering US and invades Taiwan. The US sends a token force to oversee the 'handover'. China sends its entire fleet of 150 diesel submarines into the South china sea to discourage the US insertion of a carrier group. A US Marine Patrol Aircraft detects and prosecutes a chinese submarine within the carrier screen. China responds by sinking a screening warship.

Obama's military advisors recommend that a ground war will be too costly and unpopular and the use of tactical nuclear weapons is recommended. Unwilling to accept this course of action, the US withdraws; China takes Taiwan without further incident.

The US facade of military strength is weakened and without it, the artificially supported borders of the Middle East break down. Israel is attacked from all sides and from within by Palestinian terrorists. Israel responds with the use of tactical nuclear weapons around the region. Iran and the regions only sole nuclear response device fails on the launchpad.

The middle east is a wasteland, a desert, oil stocks exhausted.

Amoebic life is discovered by a Chinese probe on the planet moon of Titan.

Everything changes.

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